Heero is not Toast [& Other Gundam Wing Facts]

Praise, etc.
we've changed the lives of so many

and here are the stories of their success...
[please note, i do not put every email i get up here, in fact i rarely do, due to the fact that i receive many emails a day regarding this site and can't update THAT often without dying and having no life...i will put up stories and art, or anything else VERY original, though. watch out, or your praise will mysteriously appear here... =D]

~Email from Silverwolf Once, even I thought Heero was toast. I thought he was my toast, true, my toast did hold a remarkable likeness of him, but thanks to your site, I have seen the light, and it BURNS! But still, I see the light.Let me tell you of my toast, it had brown hair, and refused to die. When I tried to eat it, it jumped out of my hands, pulled a gun on me, and said "I will "destroy" you.". My toast is scary. One day I made a connection between my toast and Heero, Relena came to my house, and demanded that I turn the toast over to him.... I MEAN, her. I don't like Relena because she's an anime chick, and she's not hot, so I released the hounds and they ate her alive in a horrible bloody mess, her last words came from deep with in her sub consious "Wanna f*ck? I'll f*ck any thing that moves!". My toast seemed to enjoy watchinbg this, that's when the connection came to me, but it did'nt stop there. One day I was watching DBZ and he came to me and demanded that I put in my Gundam wing VHS. I said "No, I hav;nt seem this episode yet, besides, your just a piece of toast, you can'nt boss me around" The toast cracked it's knuckles (Toast have knuckles, did you know that?) and proceded to kick my ass. Well,
at this point I was pretty sure that the toast was heero, but the next thing really gave it away. As I was driving home on day, Wing Zero flew out of my backyard! Inside my house, THE TOAST WAS GONE! Later I heard an engine out side, the door was unlocked, and the toast just barrged in, that made me mad because he tracked crumbs across my carpet, but I did'nt mention that, instead I asked "How did you get in?" The toast replied "I made a key, now can you help me stash a few hundred bodies and mobile suit parts?" I said "It's always about you is'nt it? Never me! What about me!?" The Toast "If you don't help me, I'll kick your ass again" I helped him, and after that, I truly though he was Heero, but now I know better, thanks to your site, thank you Yamoto. You are truly a big help *Duo comes in through a window* and further more I want to help you in some *Duo starts making love to the Toast* waaaaayyayyyyyayayya! WHAT THE HELL!? DUO, STOP
THAT!!!!!

Duo: Hey, Heero and I have to catch up!

Me: Look, at least find a room! And that's a piece of
Toast, not Heero!

Duo: No, I don't like rooms, and yes, it is Heero!

Me: NO IT IS'NT!!!

Duo: YES IT IS!!!!!!!

Me: Fine, think what ever you

Majin Boo walks into the room and turns Duo into a
Bagel and Me into a Biscut.

Me: Okay, maybe it is Heero.

Heero: Hee hee, Dumb ass.

who else is confused?
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heero and the other gundam wing stuff here aren't MINE, dammit. they're [c] someone else. toast is also not mine. ><. moron.
but the art and the layout ARE mine. all mine. no takee. no takee and all will be toastee.